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5 Ways To Successfully Fail At Personal Finance

By John Frainee 13 Comments - The content of this website often contains affiliate links and I may be compensated if you buy through those links (at no cost to you!). Learn more about how we make money. Last edited June 7, 2012.

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Okay, so you want to fail. You want to crash and burn your finances. You really don’t care about all that “saving money” talk and would rather live your life on the edge – of homelessness. What advice is out there for a person like you?

Well, here you go. These are my top five ways to utterly and successfully fail at personal finance. Dive in!

How To Fail At Personal Finance

how to fail at personal finance

  1. Take that paycheck and hit the mall. You’ve worked hard. Life is short. Why not blow your money on the latest fashion or gizmo from the electronics store? Stimulate the economy and hand over those dollars! That’s right, you’re doing society a favor. Whatever you do, don’t do a budget. Budgets are for those who actually want to WIN with money, not fail. You’re smarter than that!
  2. Go into business partnerships with friends and family. Who better to trust? I mean, there’s nothing like having money arguments with those you love. If you really want to fail, make sure that one person does all the business finances and the other person does all the work. Don’t tell each other anything about what the other person is doing, and allow the tension to build! Fun!
  3. Borrow everything and pay interest. Hey, while you’re at the mall, don’t forget to swipe that new plastic you’ve received from American Express, Discover, or the like. Reward yourself with spending other people’s money. Don’t worry about that 0% interest for 6 months, they’ll eventually get you for 10% or higher! Nothing to fear! Soon you’ll be rolling in credit card debt. Don’t forget to lease a car! Or, at the very least, make payments on a brand new one. Drive in style! And what good would that brand new car be without a new mortgage-laiden house to park it in front of? Fail royally by only making the minimum payments on everything!
  4. Cosign for friends. They would do it for you, wouldn’t they? It’s a surefire way to make sure they get a brand new [insert expensive wanted item here] that you get to pay for! The bank knows that your friend will never pay the loan, so you better get ready to pay it off with your new credit cards! Think of it as goodwill charity.
  5. Forget retirement investing, that’s for old people. In fact, just forget investing in general. Remember the Great Depression? Remember the real estate crisis? Recessions happen, and the last thing you want to do is think long-term. Depend on Social Security for all your needs. Aspire to be working hard labor into your 90’s. Only the courageous do that! Your money is best used while you still can spend it – before the immanent financial meltdown the news would have you believe. 401-blahs. Roth IR-yuks. Those are just terms the winners use. Who wants to thrive anyway?

So there you have it! Five ways to successfully fail at personal finance. Easy, isn’t it? But wait, maybe you’re not wanting to fail. Perhaps you’re wanting something different, something abnormal. You want to be a winner, not a failure. Of course you do! Nobody actually wants to fail with money. They want to do well and live in abundance!

Want To Win?

You can win. You can pay off your mortgage early, live debt free, and build up an emergency fund. I promise you it won’t be as easy as the five ways to fail listed above, but it will be worthwhile. You owe it to your family and yourself. It’s our responsibility as Christians to handle God’s money well, and to use it in ways that glorify him. Here are some ideas to get you started:

  • Read your Bible. The Bible has a lot to say about money and finance. You’ll find a wealth of insight there!
  • Research modern long-term financial plans. Try Dave Ramsey’s 7 Baby Steps!
  • Stay in touch with financial blogs. A few of my favorites are BibleMoneyMatters.com and ChristianPF.com.

What are some financial pitfalls you see people engaging in? What are some mistakes you’ve made in the past? Let us know in the comments!

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Last Edited: 7th June 2012 The content of biblemoneymatters.com is for general information purposes only and does not constitute professional advice. Visitors to biblemoneymatters.com should not act upon the content or information without first seeking appropriate professional advice. In accordance with the latest FTC guidelines, we declare that we have a financial relationship with every company mentioned on this site.

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About John Frainee

John Frainee is a personal finance writer at TheChristianDollar.com. His goal is to provide biblical financial principles that encourage people to live healthier lives. Beyond personal finance, John enjoys spending time with his wife and two crazy cats, playing a competitive game of Monopoly, and reading just about anything he can get his hands on. You can also find him on Twitter and Facebook.

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  1. Wojo says

    Priceless. :) I would add “never graduate.” So many of my old friends seem to be stuck permanently going to school and racking up loans to boot. Yikes!

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    • Christina Crowe ( @CashCampfire ) says

      Ha! I’m with you on this one, Wojo.

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  2. Christina Crowe ( @CashCampfire ) says

    “Okay, so you want to fail. You want to crash and burn your finances. You really don’t care about all that “saving money” talk and would rather live your life on the edge – of homelessness.” – Haha! Love the opening.

    This whole article was an entertaining read. I love your writing style, John.

    To answer your question, I see a lot of people making the mistake of spending as much as they earn. Myself included. A few years ago, I wasn’t concerned with saving. I would spend money immediately as I made it. I mainly used the money to buy books, video games or computer accessories.

    However, I was sick of my poor state of living. I wanted a more fulfilling life, and I was tired of all of the clutter in my life. I started saving money and selling or getting rid of items that I didn’t need. As a result, I’m happier. I have more control over my money, and I enjoy my life a lot more.

    Great read!

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  3. Michael @ aapfi.com says

    You forgot one. If you must invest, invest in a time share. It’s a vacation and a winning investment. Plus you may get a free watch and a nice dinner out of the sales presentation. Double win.

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  4. Jenna says

    Just because you get pre-approved for a car loan or mortgage for a large amount doesn’t mean you can actually afford a car or a house for that amount of money.

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  5. KP says

    Trying to “keep up with the Joneses” is a common mistake many people make. If you focus less on others and build more knowledge, they’ll be trying to follow you in the long run. :)

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  6. Peter Anderson says

    I love number three – borrow everything and pay interest – it seem silly, but unfortunately it really is true that far too many in this culture find it completely acceptable to just finance everything they buy. Why not, everyone else is? And the interest rate isn’t that high? Of course when you finance everything, and you’re paying interest on everything, it adds up!

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  7. David/moneycrashers says

    What a great off-the-cuff piece.

    What about—do as much “spur of the moment” shopping as you possibly can?

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  8. John @ TheChristianDollar.com says

    Haha, I’m glad everyone loved this article. It was a blast to write! Michael, you’re right, I forgot to add timeshares to the list! Fun, fun. Thanks Peter for being open to posting this rather – um – bold article.

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  9. Len Penzo says

    I’m with Christina on this; this was a very entertaining article, John! :-)

    The only thing I would add is:

    6. Be completely oblivious to your personal income and outgo at all times. (I’ll let you add the pithy commentary!) ;-)

    All the best,

    Len
    Len Penzo dot Com

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  10. Budgeting Money says

    unfortunately it really is true that far too many in this culture find it completely acceptable to just finance everything they buy.

    Reply
  11. Jacob @ My Personal Finance Journey says

    Great article here John! Thanks for writing it!

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  12. Michael V says

    Not being prepared for an emergency. Had a stroke at 50. Cannot work. By having no consumer debt, a house i could afford and a six month emergency fund, my family will not be homeless. Living below your means and saving for the rainy day. Without it, i would be devastated. Now I can walk down the new path God has me now on without the stress of finances. I can consentrate on my health and family.Thank all of you for the good advice. It works. If you live at the edge of your finances. when something happens , you will be crushed. Live in moderation and thank God for everyday on earth.

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